Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Presidential Race

I usually don't delve much into the political arena since most of that is mainly full of ungrounded and rehashed opinions. And we all know what opinions are like...Belly buttons. we all have 3 or 4 and they are somehow always full of lint and grocery receipts. But I recently had a few thoughts. Thoughts occur to me rarely enough that I take note when they do arrive. My thoughts were:

Do you think the task of president is arduous?

Would you say it is a laborious task?

Would you say it is a hard task to bear?

Would you say the president is heavily laden?

Would you say a president in office has been laden with many difficult tasks?

Would you say if elected, Obama been laden with many tasks?

At the end of a long day would he mutter in an exhausted sigh "Obama Bin Laden - with many things" (hopefully he shares something in common with Karl Malone and talks about himself in 3rd person.)

I think if I share my opinion that I am not exactly thrilled with either candidate, I am for the most part, in accord with the majority of the nation. But, if elected I think Obama would be so much more fun to make jokes about. I was toying with the ide of making up some bumper stickers that say "Obama Nation".

In preparation I am asking for audience support here. I have this picture, but it REALLY needs a caption. Please comment and tell me what you think the caption should be


I am going to miss the comedic rivalry between these two! "Waving! Waving! Elbow! Elbow! Wrist! Back stab!" I thought it was great that the Democratic Party adopted a comedic duo that rivaled the Smothers Brothers, Abbott and Costello or Penn and Teller. Here's hoping that you two keep churning out the funny, I need some more blog fodder


6 comments:

T-rev said...

I coulda' been a contender. I coulda' been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am

Sterling said...

I was kind of thinking that was her loving and adoring look. Trust Bill on this one... you DON'T want to see her mean face!

robmba said...

When is he going to stop talking? I was supposed to meet Bill at Denny's half an hour ago.

Erika W said...

I hope this giant fluffy hair wave I've got going on will hide my horns!

Anonymous said...

I feel pretty, oh so pretty........

Casey Niederhauser said...

"Months after the presidential race concluded, night after night Hillary would set up a debate stage in her basement with a wax statue of Obama and attempt to melt it with her glare..."