Monday, October 20, 2008

Stalkers Unite!

I write this blog for my own amusement, but I welcome any viewers although I don't blame you for not sticking around. However, I have seen on several blogs a new item called "Followers". It made me curious "Who actually reads my stuff?" The only way I know is if you post comments. Until now. If you actually read this casual, meandering, dribble I write, not just have read a post or two, but all of them, then sign up as a follower. Because if I get the most followers I win a new car! Well not really. But I will give a free car away to a random follower!!!! Nah, just kidding. Well, maybe I will give you a Toyota.





12 comments:

Anthony said...

hmmm...Toy Yoda....lmao. Finally, somebody that is as gullible as me!

Erika W said...

That's pretty funny! However, her boobs don't seem big enough to be a Hooters employee.

Anonymous said...

How can I ever consider myself a true stalker if I sign up as a follower? Part of the art of stalking is stealth... which I would forfeit if I signed up. You see my dilemma.

Sterling said...

Thony- Once again you prove that we live mirrored lives.

Erika- Once again you said something that I was thinking. It also sounds better coming from you than me.

Anonymous- I see your dilemma. I suppose ninjas never put their names on waiting lists either.

T-rev said...

I'm not sure I'm comfortable being called a flower. Can't we be like Chainsaws or Sterling's Regulars or Skiders or people that occasional kill brain cells by reading blogs.... Just some ideas.

Sterling said...

Great idea!

Anonymous said...

I admit to being a follower. As far as me winning a car I would rather like seeing Reggie in my driveway a couple times this winter. Oh and by the way, giving someone water on their birthday is very nice. I know you would rather have milk.............

Bobbie said...

Hi S. Unger,
I need your help. I had Becky's blog address, then from there a link to Mandy's and then I somehow lost them both while trying to make a file for friends. Can you give Mandy my email address and ask her to write to me?

I really enjoy your posts. They are very clever!
I miss the kids too!
Bobbie

Bobbie said...

Sterling, you solved my problem. I found Mandy on you link list.

Happy Day.

Sterling said...

glad I could help!

Heidi said...

Terrell said: "So....in the pic.. which ones the hooters girl??"

B Flat Major said...

I am here, and I am stalker. I read you loud and clear. Your invitation made me brave enough to admit it. (In case you're wondering, I found you through Rob's blog.)

That, and the fact that I have never met you and don't have to be embarrassed about following an old too-cool-for-me high school classmate's blog because you are none of those things to me.

Now that I have come out of the stalking closet, I feel compelled to wholeheartedly agree with your post on the Idiocy that is Utah Power's invitation to throw good money after bad for power we already paid for. Well played.